The world watches in shock and disgust as two powers go to war, causing untold unnecessary casualties.
There are no poop jokes in this episode but there *is* a fart joke NEXT TIME I PROMISE TO DO BETTER WITH THE POOPIES.
Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.
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