When Will Smith went slap-happy against Chris Rock, it was a moment of extreme sadness for Hollywood. Immediately, tinsel-town realized it’s problem, and decided to disband the Oscars for the good of humanity.
Not really. The show must go on, right? Even if one of our hosts got assaulted by the best male actor, hey, we got ad slots to fill.
Priorities, people. It goes like this:
1 – Alopecia
2 – The Oscars
3 – Chris Rock’s safety