Trumped! The Musical

1:00 Swagger My Son
2:04 Too Many Kids
2:50 Young Donald
4:36 Sir Swagger (Ivana’s Theme)
5:48 Fred’s Dead
7:14 Harder Than I Thought
9:14 What’s Her Name Again?
10:47 I Got Divorced
11:28 House Of Cards
13:10 I’m Back!
15:05 Calling
16:03 The Apprentice to the President

17:34 “Quotes”
19:04 Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won)
19:45 Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won – Reprise)
20:20 Covid’s Wrecking Me
22:21 The Cure
23:55 Election Night #2
25:11 Sleepy Joe Biden
27:05 With Proof
29:08 Ouch! I Did It Again
31:52 Impartial Court System
33:46 Just Middle Age (Big Finale)

Swagger My Son
Oh, my little Donald, so full of charm,
From the day you were born, you could do no harm
You and your daddy, oh what a pair,
He taught you the deals and taught you the flair.
Fred said, “Son, in this world, you gotta be shrewd, Swagger and smile in a custom suit.”
(Chorus)
Donald, my darling, my pride and joy,
You’ll be a star, my rich little boy.
With dreams as big as the New York sky,
Listen to Fred and you’ll reach up high.
(Outro)
Swagger my son
Swagger my son

Too Many Kids
I got too many kids
I got too many kids
Donald’s my new kid
I got too many kids
I hope Donald moves out soon
I hope Donald moves out soon
I’m Fred Trump
I got too many kids

Young Donald
I’m steppin’ out with my degree in hand
I’m the King of the World, I’ve got big plans
With a silver-tongue,
I’ll seal the deal
A salesman’s charm, that’s my appeal
I’m Young Donald
I’m on the rise
Romance in the air, women by my side
Setting dreams under city skies
I’ll own the day and I’ll own the night
I’m Young Donald
I’m always hard, romance in the air
I’ll go very far
Buildings in Brooklyn, buildings in Queens
Makin’ money dodging STD’s

Sir Swagger (Ivana’s Theme)
Yo gather ’round let me paint you a scene
’bout a Czech beauty livin’ out this dream
Ivana’s my name
got class got grace in the city of dreams
I found my place
Met this cat had swagger for real
Big DT compin’ all my meals
He said Ivana let’s make it official
I said damn straight, let’s make it official
(pre-chorus)
tied the knot in a city so bright
With Sir Swagger it’s a helluva night
Champagne showers
like Russia, I’m a new Superpower
(chorus)
Married Big DT the Sir Swagger scene
Livin’ life large like a real-life Queen
Ring on my finger, titties for days
Got Penthouse suites and a private plane

Fred’s Dead
Fred’s dead but the party’s just begun
I’ll run this company, gonna fire someone
Inherited the throne, it’s my time to shine
Living life large, everything’s mine

Toast to Fred, sweet dad of mine
His spirit lives on (in every bottom line)
I’ll make him proud with every deal I close
I’ll make my mark, maybe do some blow
(chorus)
Fred’s dead but the party’s just begun
I’ll run this company, gonna fire someone
Inherited the throne, it’s my time to shine
Living life large, everything’s mine

Harder Than I Thought
(Verse 1)
(Come on in)
I gave the people gambling
And then the people said no
I gave the people tasty steaks
And then the people said no
I thought I knew what the people sought
This job is harder than I thought
(chorus)
I’m only liquid because of the water I sell
Living in luxury, dodging bombshells
looking down from my highest steeple
But I can’t sell gambling to the American People
(Verse 2)
I gave the people vodka
And then the people said no
I gave them a friggin’ airline
And then the people said no
I thought I knew what the people sought
This job is harder than I thought
(chorus x2)
I’m only liquid because of the water I sell
Living in heaven but staring into hell
looking down from my highest steeple
But I can’t sell gambling to the American People

The Apprentice to the President

“Quotes”
I will have Mexico pay for that wall, mark my words
They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime
They’re rapists
And some I assume are good people
He’s not a war hero cause he was captured
I like people that weren’t captured, ok?
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue
and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters
Blood coming out of her eyes,
Blood coming out of her wherever
I just start kissing them
It’s like a magnet, just kiss I don’t even wait
And when you’re a star they let you do it
You can do anything, grab ’em by the pussy
You can do anything,
Grab ’em by the pussy you can do anything
Grab ’em by the pussy you can do anything

Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won)
Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won)
can you believe?
(hey) MotherF*ckers I won
The Presidency
MotherF*ckers I won
Suck deez nutz
MotherF*ckers I won
Fuck you Hillary
MotherF*ckers I won
Let’s lock that ass up
MotherF*ckers I won

Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won – Reprise)
Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won)
Can you believe?
Hey MotherF*ckers I won
Beat impeachment
Hey MotherF*ckers I won
Fuck your wack-ass Senate
Hey MotherF*ckers I won
Fuck you Hunter Biden
Hey MotherF*ckers I won
Kiss my white ass
Hey MotherF*ckers I won
I beat impeachment

Covid’s Wrecking Me
(Verse 1)
I woke up this morning
Feeling fine
But something changed in the blink of an eye
Covid 19 came knockin’ at my door
And it in’t playin’ nice that’s for sure
(Chorus)
Covid’s wrecking my Presidency
Like a storm coming across the sea
My plans unraveling can’t you see?
Oh Lord, Covid’s wrecking me
(Verse 2)
I built my empire high towering tall
This virus came and made me fall
The economy crumblin’, folks in fear
Feels like the end is drawing near
(Chorus)
Oh Covid’s wrecking my Presidency
Like a storm coming across the sea
My plans unraveling can’t you see?
Oh Lord, Covid’s wrecking me
(bridge)
I tried to downplay it said it would pass
But now it’s here, it’s kicking my ass
Got no answers don’t know what to do
just hopin’ and prayin’ we’ll make it through

The Cure
Take Ivermectin’
Bleach tastes fine
Put a light in your butt where the sun don’t shine

Election Night #2
Sleepy Joe Biden
With Proof
Ouch! I Did It Again
Impartial Court System
Just Middle Age (Big Finale)