US Senate Candidate Herschel Walker

Herschel Walker is running for the US Senate after a lifetime of scoring touchdowns and spawning athletic children, some of whom he still remembers.He's America's greatest athlete! And America's greatest…

Gun Control and Uvalde Texas

When school shootings are commonplace and our best solution is 'give the school librarian a Glock!', we realize that our leaders cannot solve America's biggest problem- There are too many…

BONUS: A Reddit Paranormal Mystery

Sometimes, we need a helping hand- like this fella on Reddit that has a real humdinger when his landlord starts acting creepy and leaving odd notes everywhere. OR IS IT…

Madison Cawthorn

The soon-to-be former Representative of North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, has done more since breakfast than you've done your entire life. Between fussin', fightin', fornicatin' and destroying the two main methods…

Nickelback

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... is that the *perfect* place for a Nickelback concert? There's a decent chance that this…

Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Law

Instead of messing up teachers, students, gay people and the state of Florida *individually*, Governor Ron DeSantis decides he's gonna mess 'em up en masse, like when you want to…

Will Smith’s Slap

When Will Smith went slap-happy against Chris Rock, it was a moment of extreme sadness for Hollywood. Immediately, tinsel-town realized it's problem, and decided to disband the Oscars for the…

Kanye West vs. Pete Davidson

The world watches in shock and disgust as two powers go to war, causing untold unnecessary casualties. There are no poop jokes in this episode but there *is* a fart…